the problem with a good side. the cupcake girl.

problem: there is this cupcake that keeps on farting really really really bad ,it could sometimes knock 0ut a whole room but thats onlt when she's terrified and freaked out. and nobody wants to hang out with the cupcake. when she farts in class other cupcakes scoot away, whenever she sits at a table with someone they all get up and leave.
something positive your best friends always find a way to avoid the problem also if you want someone to leave all you have to do is fart.
negative thing. people don't like you. you can't take the bus because of the incident.
characters: the cupcake girl jessie,best friends, robber , store keeper , crowd.
conclusion:jessie ends up being one of the hosteges of a bank and she ends up being really really super duper terified and knockes out all of the robbers in the building but the others are ok.


REAL STORY

i woke up this morning thinking positive saying today's gonna be different, somthing fantastic. oh ya by the way my name is jessie and i have a farting disibility that just won't go away. i love the smell of rain and my favriate kind of food is pizza and i hate my self for the way that io fart, i have hair all the way to my butt and it's curly and i love it. i always wear make-up and my favarite colour is purple. the best date that i have been on was a walk on the beach and a pizza dinner. the one thi ng that i really hate is the sound of nails scratching on a black board. i go to mountian high middle school. i have two siblings one named cc and one named moose. when i9 go camping i love gazing at thestars in the night aspeacially when i'm with my teddy bear willi. my eyes are the colour of the bright blue sky on a sunny day when my eye twinkles it lookes like the sky and the sun combined. i love my friends. i always wear the colour purple and never any other colour. my name is jesica but every one calls me jessie. well that morning i was wrong people teased me as i walked through the streets then when i entered the school things were worse. my life had not changed and i still hated myself if there was only somethiung that could solve my problem.i have tied so many things to stop in class i keep on thinking about my problem and hope that no one can see me i just wish that somehow i could make that problem into a positive thing. after school i got together with my friends and we went to the bakery on maple street marlyn my best friend had to stop to get some bread well as we were paying "PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND BACK AWAY FROM THE CASHRAGISTER" aww i say in my head whats going on" jessie i'm to young to die said maggie. well i wish that i did die it would just solve all of my problems! well we love you so please be happy. well it's pretty hard when i have a farting disorder.'HEY YOU TO OVER THERE STOP TALKING NOW". ahh now he scares me. THE SCARY MAN PUT THE GUN TO MY HEAD AND SAID; "HEY YOU AGAIN I THOUGHT THAT I TOLD YOU TO SHUTUP! NOW LISTEN IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOU! then i quietly wisperd now maggie that was iterly and utterly terifing i think it's coming hurry lie down before it comes. uhoh that ain't good hurry lie down i can't hold it and longer!! ahhhh "BOOOOOOOM". when the green cloud of gas finally cleared we all saw the two robbers lieing knocked out on the pail blue floor of the bakery. the baker phoned the police and then they took them away in the back of a police car. wow you saved all of our lives your... your a hero! hurray they all cheered. for the rest of that day i was being talken to by reporters now that was awsome. the next day at breakfast my mom showed me the front of the newspaper and i was a hero i made the front of actual newspaper. at school as i walked down the yellow coloured hall way kids were lined up congraguating me and shaking my hands. and then after a while all of the awsomeness got to me and i thought that this is really cool and that mabey having a disorder isn't that bad anyway.
THE END

THE TATTOO the teacher

the woman with freckles walked into the tattoo studio on machartanny number 863091and asked for a 3-D tattoo,that had a dark flower that stringed around her smooth tanned arm.


the funny looking teacher named mr.booger skipped down the jail coloured hall way singing the easter bunny song in christmas on his way to the bathroom.

!!!!a teachers life!!!!

THE END OF THE DAY BELL RINGS! good bye children. the teachers all say but when the children are all gone , they all get together and jump into giant space ships and go vapirizing people all over the world without the children seeing mwaahahaha. so you might think that teachers might be from another world. or you might think that one day there going to take over the world. well teacchers are all acually just like you and me.they do every day things just like us. every day is almost the same they go get food from the store, and yes teachers do eat food. the sleep 10-8 hours a day and the BRUSH THERE TEETH, you know that after school teachers have to go to boring meetings the the princible has to tell but takes forever,they also have to stay after school because they have to mark our tests and homework. but you know what, TEACHERS EAT YOUR BRAINS WHEN YOUR SLEEPING!! NO they accually have to do teacher stuff there to busy to do that stuff. so don't do stupid stuff and prank your teachers cut them some slack. You might think that it's weird to see a teacher at the mall but where do you think that they get there clothes. at the end of the day teachers do not get shut off and then stuffed into a closet they accually go home. THE END

where are you....???

right now i am in hawii the island with multiple volcano made islands. i flew here on oct.10.2010. i got here by taking the transit bus. i felt lonly and discouraged and thought that i needed a break so i came here to relax in the hot sun in which i can read my book"the notebook". i saw the movie but i prefer the books. i'm on sunrise beach and came through the second last entrance. i'm sitting on a pail blue towel and drinking a lemonade drink out of a green water bottle. the palm tree's are swaying left to right all around me the breeze is warm and comfortable. the people around me are all suntanning on there white towls. the sun is right above me and the waves are coming splashing against the sea shore. the sun is bright yellow and shinning off of my sunglasses. the surffing group is going with the flow of the waves and balry keeping there balance the one surffer that i'm looking at right now is about to be smashed by the on coming wave and is anxiouse to get out of that wave quikley be for he is squashed he jumpes into the trecherouse deep waters and is knocked out. the life guard runs to help him and has to give mouth to mouth. the life guard is female and is whereing a red t-shirt with a white sign that's on a ambulance van. there are a group of hula dancers in the the building and ......

life having eight arms??

when having eight arms my life would crumble. i would say that there are many exiting ways to use those arms but there are also very iriplasible things that you won't be able to have or do. for one you wouldn't be able to have the same clothing you would have to get a whole new wardrobe. if you could some how make those arms disipear when you didn't want to see them then that would be amazing. another is that when you wanted to see your friends the next day they would see that you had eight arms the blahh your out of the group. when playing football you would probley be the schools football star. some other bad and good things are that you would be awsome at gymnastics the strength of all your arms combined would be amazing. if you wanted to join the wrestling team you for sure would be accepted. your bear hugs would be so cool. another terable thing is being BULLIED. walking through the hall being laghed at and all of that preasure,with all of that preasure there would be a lot of sadness and depresion in your life. another thing is getting dressed when getting dressed you would have to have a hole for each arm ,you would be quite fast but a lot of energy wasted by putting close on. another couple things that would be really cool,are climbing tree's putting on make-up and doing your hair because you could do it 8 times faster and get it nicely done! so my anwser is probley no to having 8 arms because could you imagine how clumsy your arms would be when you would be eating constently knocking things down. another thing is how much u woud spend on jewelry and deoderant also soap each month and year constantlyadding up all the time,that would really suck. THE END

four posible ways to crash a wedding

there are so many possible ways to crash a wedding and here are creative ways to crash a WEDDING.possible ways... 1. if your best friend makes you be her maid of honor. you just hate the groom and the one thing you just have to do is beak them up and crash that wedding. so you come happy and prepaird(mwahahahahahahahah)when they are saying there vows you let a wet one ripp! they stop a second and then continue the rest of the vows you just continue to let them rip one by one!!!! the end party ruined!! (rip in my language means fart:I) 2. once upon a time there was a little girl who didn't want her mommy to get married. so when ever one of her boyfriends came over that little girl would make it so that they wished that they haden't even met her mommy. that mommy won't even be able to have a wedding , to bad looks like fun. (poor mommy :< ) 3. stop the wedding!!!! now thats what i wish i could do it's like i can't even speak up to my best friend. ever since i said that one thing agggh i can't even talk about it! i just wish i could do something to stop that wedding! my one wish for this week is to find a way to stop that wedding and thats final. -next week- stop that wedding!! mia it's time that i told you the truth i don't want you to marry steve no afence but he's a total jerk and he dosen't love you... umm isn't this the hunt wedding? noOOO it's next door! oh i'm so sorry about all of this!!! (poor people and this just shows to tell the bride before she goes to the alter!!) 4. one morning i woke up tired and i think that i still had the smell of brownies from the night before at my bacherolett party... ,OMG i had forgoten completly that today i was getting married and in exactly .....2 hours. i still had to put on my make up and find my dress which was some where in the giant pig stie in my closet. -soon later- I'M COMING I'M COMING. STOP I'M HERE JUST WAIT!!!!! ( i,m pretty sure that being late for your own party is pretty much crashing it!! lol) THE END

cupcake queen

today i woke up as a totally different person. i was always the odd child, but today i feel great and i have perpose to my life it looked as if nothing could go wrong untill i met....steve. steve was like a jinx my life was down hill since then,and my life stinks The End