Blood streams out of the bathroom as i stare deeply and sadly wondering what has happened i open the door to find my husband lying on the floor D-E-A-D dead lying in a puddle of blood with a dagar stabed into his body. i drop to the floor , pressing my face to his heart. tear drops drip down my face dripping on his dead cold dead body.
the police came quite quickly rushing to the door i open it to find a detective and two police. we walked up the spiral stair case and went to the bathroom finding that my husband had disappeared and all that was left was the dagar.
what had happened? who had done this? where has he gone? will i ever find the answers to these questions.
lying in bed that night i thought about what i would do trying to sort all these questions out and figure out if i was ever gonna forget what i had saw this day. i always thought that seeing someone dead was no big deal but when i saw was gross and i can't beleive that someone did this he had no enemy's at least i don't think that he did.....
i woke up that night to screeching car tires and a knock at my door i quickly got up and put some clothes on and sprinted dowm the spiral stair case just hoping that mabey might have something to do with my husbands murder......
Thursday, 16 December 2010
Tuesday, 30 November 2010
!! how to play go fish !!
are you a noob , a loser , boob. do you remove your self from the world. do you pick your nose. do you live in a jail cell and want to play go fish? and have no idea how to play go fish but randomly have an urg to then this is just for you.
first you need to grab a a deck of 52 cards(and don't steal them from your mom)make sure that there are 4 of each card.
next make sure that you have 2-6 players.
after you have 2-6 people to play go fish with then you need to deal which means to give each person. atleast 8 cards.
when each person has there cards then you need to match the cards into 2 so you would match 2 aces or 2 fives together etc..
it dosn't matter if they arn't the same suit so just match the numbers and letters together
once thats done then you just have to ask other pople in your group to if they have one of the cards that you have to match them up.
when you have a pair then you put them down on the surface that your playing on. if you got the card that you wanted from the person then you have to go again.
also the you repeat the same untill you run out of the cards on the pile then when you run out of cards you say gold fish!!
who ever has the most pairs wins
hope you enjoy your game!!
first you need to grab a a deck of 52 cards(and don't steal them from your mom)make sure that there are 4 of each card.
next make sure that you have 2-6 players.
after you have 2-6 people to play go fish with then you need to deal which means to give each person. atleast 8 cards.
when each person has there cards then you need to match the cards into 2 so you would match 2 aces or 2 fives together etc..
it dosn't matter if they arn't the same suit so just match the numbers and letters together
once thats done then you just have to ask other pople in your group to if they have one of the cards that you have to match them up.
when you have a pair then you put them down on the surface that your playing on. if you got the card that you wanted from the person then you have to go again.
also the you repeat the same untill you run out of the cards on the pile then when you run out of cards you say gold fish!!
who ever has the most pairs wins
hope you enjoy your game!!
Friday, 26 November 2010
!!!! mr.hayhurst!!!!!
hello i think that "MY VOICE IS GONE" is the best because it is organized and it sounds really good
it's also one of my favorite peices.
working on this peice of writing was fun and i tried to put detail and organization into it.
action and having something dramatic is my favriot part in writing.
another one of my favs is the "whats for breakfast"
it's the best beacause the writing is very detailed and was organized i was working really hard on that one and madde the corrections that i needed to make to make it the best one.
working on detail is probley the best thing i can do in writing.
it's also one of my favorite peices.
working on this peice of writing was fun and i tried to put detail and organization into it.
action and having something dramatic is my favriot part in writing.
another one of my favs is the "whats for breakfast"
it's the best beacause the writing is very detailed and was organized i was working really hard on that one and madde the corrections that i needed to make to make it the best one.
working on detail is probley the best thing i can do in writing.
Monday, 22 November 2010
dream house
To explane the house i'll try to be as expainitive as i can.The colour shines in the sunshine , a bright ,bold ,brown. The drive way is extra extravigent eternally it stretches out so far that it lookes as if it's a blure. there will be gates in the front there will be a gigantis gourgouse gate that flaters the begining. The grass should be so green that it out shines all the others bushes suround the yard and trees stand tall and stronge.
In the front of the house there will be a large bright fantastice deck that gose streaming all the way around the house. the steps will be long a gorgouse with a metal railing that just compliments the house. the drive way will be made out of brick in shades that are both bright and bold.
the front door will be tall and have two doors when you come into the house i want the floor to be beautiful it should be so shiny that you can see your reflection. it should be so long inside that you can only just see the end of it. when you walk in you will have to walk up two sets of stairs and then walk into a ball room that shines glitters and says that it is magnificent, the cutans will hang off of windows that stretch almost to the roof. the lights should be bright and can change from bright - dime. there will be two three floores all filled with magnificend roomes that all have a porpouse. the kitchen will be so beautiful that my mouth should drop open in amazement.
the veiw will be amazing i should see the whole country. when you walk out the tall fantastice chesnut coloured door that opens wide. theres gonna be a garden so big i can have my own food. i'm on the end of a cliff that falls grasfully into the ocean so blue it"s brighter then the gloriouse blue sky as dark as a black hole both making the perfect combination to create the most beautiful colour you have ever seen. the pool will be made out of glass and will look very delicate,having hevingly hamocks on the yard ready to lye down and relaxe after a long day. the tree's in the back will be palm tree's greener then a lime but tender and terrific to look at.
when the sun shines into the glass windows of my gloriouse , grand , graciouse windows that sit so perfect that when the sun shines through them it shines so brightly it lights the whole house up. my house is a mix of modern and past.
the living room has couches the colour of a cream coloured ice cream perfect with the touch of cherry coloured furnitured. it's as dark and bright as a cherry.
to finish it all of my room is in the front of the house and it will be able to have a walk out that looks as if it should belong on a very detailed doll house that would belong in a glass case and be worth a lot.
In the front of the house there will be a large bright fantastice deck that gose streaming all the way around the house. the steps will be long a gorgouse with a metal railing that just compliments the house. the drive way will be made out of brick in shades that are both bright and bold.
the front door will be tall and have two doors when you come into the house i want the floor to be beautiful it should be so shiny that you can see your reflection. it should be so long inside that you can only just see the end of it. when you walk in you will have to walk up two sets of stairs and then walk into a ball room that shines glitters and says that it is magnificent, the cutans will hang off of windows that stretch almost to the roof. the lights should be bright and can change from bright - dime. there will be two three floores all filled with magnificend roomes that all have a porpouse. the kitchen will be so beautiful that my mouth should drop open in amazement.
the veiw will be amazing i should see the whole country. when you walk out the tall fantastice chesnut coloured door that opens wide. theres gonna be a garden so big i can have my own food. i'm on the end of a cliff that falls grasfully into the ocean so blue it"s brighter then the gloriouse blue sky as dark as a black hole both making the perfect combination to create the most beautiful colour you have ever seen. the pool will be made out of glass and will look very delicate,having hevingly hamocks on the yard ready to lye down and relaxe after a long day. the tree's in the back will be palm tree's greener then a lime but tender and terrific to look at.
when the sun shines into the glass windows of my gloriouse , grand , graciouse windows that sit so perfect that when the sun shines through them it shines so brightly it lights the whole house up. my house is a mix of modern and past.
the living room has couches the colour of a cream coloured ice cream perfect with the touch of cherry coloured furnitured. it's as dark and bright as a cherry.
to finish it all of my room is in the front of the house and it will be able to have a walk out that looks as if it should belong on a very detailed doll house that would belong in a glass case and be worth a lot.
Thursday, 18 November 2010
story with new words
After those men got out of that black tinted widowed car we thought that this was going to change the way our summer was going to TURN OUT, our lives would be burned for life. my eye's are covered in a rough , black bandana the smell of cigeretts burn my nose. someone puts a cloth over my mouth as i stuggle to get away ,my steanth streams out of my body as i colapse ( to fall down) and everything is silent....
the next thing i know i'm awakaning.( waking up) in a strange room with wood flooring.....
the next thing i know i'm awakaning.( waking up) in a strange room with wood flooring.....
Tuesday, 16 November 2010
awsome new words
ponderous: - having a realativly great weight,heavy,massive,unweildly or clumsy due to weight.
amorouse
- showing love, loving
eddam cheese
-a round yellow cheese usually made in holland. usually coloured red on the outside.
jut
- something that sticks out.
kin
- a persons family
mock
- to laugh at and make fun of
batch
- a new batch of food made at the same time.
blob
- a small bump or a lump,drop
blithe
- being happy and cheerful
sarcastic
- to say somthing with out meaning it
amorouse
- showing love, loving
eddam cheese
-a round yellow cheese usually made in holland. usually coloured red on the outside.
jut
- something that sticks out.
kin
- a persons family
mock
- to laugh at and make fun of
batch
- a new batch of food made at the same time.
blob
- a small bump or a lump,drop
blithe
- being happy and cheerful
sarcastic
- to say somthing with out meaning it
Friday, 12 November 2010
MY VOICE IS GONE!!!!!
the building was slowly falling to peices and I was running for my young life. bam ,crash, kaboom I could feel the harsh breeze rushing past me as I went past. scared out of my mind I stoped for a few seconds just to catch my breath back. all of a sudden a gigantice rumbling ,peices flying coming down like bullets from a shot gun or a rocket falling down from the sky, theni noticed that if I didn't run then I was going to get squashed like a pancake.
I ran faster then I even knew that I could. the next thing i knew was that I was underneth a small but very very heavy peice of cement fell on the upper part of my body I felt that this was my last breath of air, my eye sight started to get blurry and my ears were my only sence I had left I heard fire trucks and police cars but then it all stoped andi could only hear my thought screaming for help. that was the last thing I could remember before i blacked out. I was so scared that I thought I would have died on the spot.
It was still black but I could hear voices calling my name. opening my eyes both the docter and my parent were in my face I jumped a little at the sight and sighed in releif that I was alright and not in that dreadfull building. I'd much rather be in this hospitle then struggling to stay alive in that building. I was about to ask what had happend but nothing had come out of my mouth. tried again but still nothing had happend!! I quickly jumped up with my eye balls poping right out of my skull, well at least thats what It felt like! looking at everyones shocked faces with my mouth open pointing trying to say that hey dose anyone under stand i can't speak dose anyone give a crap? seriosly are they stupid.
It's been at least 2 minuets finally my dad says somthing: sweetie say somthing are you hungry? my dad says annoyingly! I point to the pen and pad of paper sitting on the baige table,next to the large window, beside the typical hospitle bed with boring white bed sheets. on the paper I wrote: "I can't speak!!" oh this must be from that large peice of cement that the perimetics found on her higher part of her body! don't worry this won't harm any part of you you just won't be able to talk ever again!! I'm sure that you'll be able to find some way to communicate." says the doctor reansuringly. oh my goodness this means that this will some how affect lets just think of a few things for one 1.i won't be able to talk to my best friends.
2. I won't be able to talk in class but i'm pretty sure thats a good thing.
3. I won't be able to sas people any more.
4. how am i going to talk back to people.
the next day I tried so hard to forget that I couldn't stop it just kept on haunting me the feeling just wouldn't go away. walking down the street I wish that I had never even goten into that stupid building antway. if only there where some way..... but there wasn't and I was gonna have to live with the silence the rest of my life.
the following night,my friends all came comforting me in the and wishing that there was somthing that they could do but nothing could they. we tried everything to get our minds off of it and we sucseded but then poppy bluted it out"yay finally now we can keep our mind off of you know what" bluted poppy
oh come on are you kidding me we just forgot and then she blurted it.
when i stare at the stars i think and clear my mind so i guess the rest of my life is gonna be the same quiet and silent!
THE SILENT END
I ran faster then I even knew that I could. the next thing i knew was that I was underneth a small but very very heavy peice of cement fell on the upper part of my body I felt that this was my last breath of air, my eye sight started to get blurry and my ears were my only sence I had left I heard fire trucks and police cars but then it all stoped andi could only hear my thought screaming for help. that was the last thing I could remember before i blacked out. I was so scared that I thought I would have died on the spot.
It was still black but I could hear voices calling my name. opening my eyes both the docter and my parent were in my face I jumped a little at the sight and sighed in releif that I was alright and not in that dreadfull building. I'd much rather be in this hospitle then struggling to stay alive in that building. I was about to ask what had happend but nothing had come out of my mouth. tried again but still nothing had happend!! I quickly jumped up with my eye balls poping right out of my skull, well at least thats what It felt like! looking at everyones shocked faces with my mouth open pointing trying to say that hey dose anyone under stand i can't speak dose anyone give a crap? seriosly are they stupid.
It's been at least 2 minuets finally my dad says somthing: sweetie say somthing are you hungry? my dad says annoyingly! I point to the pen and pad of paper sitting on the baige table,next to the large window, beside the typical hospitle bed with boring white bed sheets. on the paper I wrote: "I can't speak!!" oh this must be from that large peice of cement that the perimetics found on her higher part of her body! don't worry this won't harm any part of you you just won't be able to talk ever again!! I'm sure that you'll be able to find some way to communicate." says the doctor reansuringly. oh my goodness this means that this will some how affect lets just think of a few things for one 1.i won't be able to talk to my best friends.
2. I won't be able to talk in class but i'm pretty sure thats a good thing.
3. I won't be able to sas people any more.
4. how am i going to talk back to people.
the next day I tried so hard to forget that I couldn't stop it just kept on haunting me the feeling just wouldn't go away. walking down the street I wish that I had never even goten into that stupid building antway. if only there where some way..... but there wasn't and I was gonna have to live with the silence the rest of my life.
the following night,my friends all came comforting me in the and wishing that there was somthing that they could do but nothing could they. we tried everything to get our minds off of it and we sucseded but then poppy bluted it out"yay finally now we can keep our mind off of you know what" bluted poppy
oh come on are you kidding me we just forgot and then she blurted it.
when i stare at the stars i think and clear my mind so i guess the rest of my life is gonna be the same quiet and silent!
THE SILENT END
Tuesday, 9 November 2010
devil and the angel
tonight i was gonna do something terrible my brother had crossed the line and kept on driving me nuts so i was gonna sneek down to his room when he was sleeping and i was going to draw on his face just trying to get him back but i had an idea what to do while i got the supplies i thought about and all of a sudden an angle popped up with my brothers face on it. - that was really weird and i had made such a weird face woundering what my reacion should be but didn't know what i was doin or what i should have thought so i just stood there standing. in my head i had all these weird questions i wounder what it feels like?
should i feel it?
well obviosly i wasn't thinking properly so i just reached out wanting to grab that angel
" hey get away from me you goof" complaind the angle.
"well why are you here" i asked.
"i'm here to stop your madness." he said happily
"but you don"t understand didn't you see what he did to me or what you did to me i should say" confused i said
"well then your saying that i shouldn't do it because he wanted attention?" i said weirdly
" well i guess you could say that sort of"
"man angel are you retarted well thats still a reason to mess my brothers face, anywAYS he's erritated me since he was born wow geezz" i said maddly
"pooofff" pops up the devil.
man that thing has my face on it wow this just gets weirder"
"oh no there are way weirder things then this i can tell you that"
"ok whatever lets get back on topic here people" said the angel
"oh shudup no one cares what you think angel seriously who trusts a guy in a dress?"
"hey it's not a dress it's a kamono" the angel said erritated
" well i think you should go right ahead and mess his face up your right he dose deserver it and has he ever acually not been erritating?"
"yes finally someone who accually is right and understands"
" your right and he dose deserve it"
" better say something or i'm gonna make up my mind
"ok angel say something ,and make it good"
" fine... have you even thought of the consequenses?"
"ya but it's not like my mama will think it's a big deal because i think that she'll think that it's acually funny and that it's halariouse. i don;t think that i could get grounded because that could never happen. mama ain't like that." i accused
"ok fine i give up your impossible" roared the angel
" well mabey some other time but right now i really don't need to listen to you any ways this is my desicion so huh" i snickered
should i feel it?
well obviosly i wasn't thinking properly so i just reached out wanting to grab that angel
" hey get away from me you goof" complaind the angle.
"well why are you here" i asked.
"i'm here to stop your madness." he said happily
"but you don"t understand didn't you see what he did to me or what you did to me i should say" confused i said
"well then your saying that i shouldn't do it because he wanted attention?" i said weirdly
" well i guess you could say that sort of"
"man angel are you retarted well thats still a reason to mess my brothers face, anywAYS he's erritated me since he was born wow geezz" i said maddly
"pooofff" pops up the devil.
man that thing has my face on it wow this just gets weirder"
"oh no there are way weirder things then this i can tell you that"
"ok whatever lets get back on topic here people" said the angel
"oh shudup no one cares what you think angel seriously who trusts a guy in a dress?"
"hey it's not a dress it's a kamono" the angel said erritated
" well i think you should go right ahead and mess his face up your right he dose deserver it and has he ever acually not been erritating?"
"yes finally someone who accually is right and understands"
" your right and he dose deserve it"
" better say something or i'm gonna make up my mind
"ok angel say something ,and make it good"
" fine... have you even thought of the consequenses?"
"ya but it's not like my mama will think it's a big deal because i think that she'll think that it's acually funny and that it's halariouse. i don;t think that i could get grounded because that could never happen. mama ain't like that." i accused
"ok fine i give up your impossible" roared the angel
" well mabey some other time but right now i really don't need to listen to you any ways this is my desicion so huh" i snickered
so soon after that night i went toward ethans room tiptoeing so quiet i felt like air. well after putting makeup on his face trying to make it asd detailed as i could it's the best work i've done. but the thing is that he keept on moving so he made that much harder,i pushed nice and hard just so that it could be just that much more stuck on his punie face hahahahahaha (i'm so evil some times i'ts so funny though) i ran speedily up stairs. after that epic make over i thought there wasn't much i could do more that was that bad. in the morning nothing much happend exept for the scream of my brother hahahahahaha i still think that thats funny.
the end
the end
Sentance Styles
1. a)there once was a shop keeper that was catiouse every where he went,catiouse when he walked on the street,catiouse with his money,and catiose with his house,he always looked both ways three-six times just to make sure. never took his hands off of his wallet always made sure it was there.never left the the house untill evrything was locked.but all this changed one day when.....
B)there once was a dod that was pertective of the house ,portective of his food and protective over the children,untill one day when that all changed.
2. a)One day when when it was raining harshly,scarsly,slaming and raming on the roofes of peoples houses a little girl with holes in her roof was struggling to stay alive.
b)AFTER THE RAIN HAS STOPPED!
brrrr! i-i-i don't think i can bare any longer i'm strugling,starving,and slipping to stay alive these are my last words of love .....
6a)the little girls words of faith,love,and kindness where her last!! for no one will ever even know that she has lived a hard,challenging,and rough life that she has wittnessed.
b)the
B)there once was a dod that was pertective of the house ,portective of his food and protective over the children,untill one day when that all changed.
2. a)One day when when it was raining harshly,scarsly,slaming and raming on the roofes of peoples houses a little girl with holes in her roof was struggling to stay alive.
b)AFTER THE RAIN HAS STOPPED!
brrrr! i-i-i don't think i can bare any longer i'm strugling,starving,and slipping to stay alive these are my last words of love .....
6a)the little girls words of faith,love,and kindness where her last!! for no one will ever even know that she has lived a hard,challenging,and rough life that she has wittnessed.
b)the
Thursday, 21 October 2010
dear earthlings on the surface!!
well as you have probley noticed i'm traped and needed something to do so i writ this letter to all of my family! well first of all i miss you all and right now tears are driping down cheekes i'm scared and terribly tired. i'm so mad and scared at the same time.
every day i curl up in the corner,close my eyes and think of very good memories of the times that i used to watch the sunset and nowe i'm stuck in this stinken black hole like really deep and i'm stinken mad about every night it stinkes like crap and i can barley breath.
my brain is going crazy and i'm dying down here i think that i might just wanna die i cry many many times a day and i think if i cry any harder i might cry an ocean and i'll dround in it. when ever i walk aroud i just think that there's no point because i won't be going any where anyhow.
i can barly see a thing and there's nothing to do but sit and wait for someone to rescue me. i get food but my stumache rumbles in distress wanting to be fed some good food that you my family has made every night so that it fills my belly i miss that.
every night is the same i think of u all and wounder how you are all doing at this very moment i know that you are probley worrying about me just as i am of you but i'm fine i'm sad and i think that my heart has breaking because of how much i miss you but other then that i'm fine and can't wait untill i can get out of this stink hole and get back to civilization with you my family.
i am woundering how you to are all doing and what is new. how is the weather because down here there is non. i can't wait to see the sun again and feel it on my face along with the rain i had no idea what i had untill i lost it. well i hope to hear back from you and hear your voice.
the end
every day i curl up in the corner,close my eyes and think of very good memories of the times that i used to watch the sunset and nowe i'm stuck in this stinken black hole like really deep and i'm stinken mad about every night it stinkes like crap and i can barley breath.
my brain is going crazy and i'm dying down here i think that i might just wanna die i cry many many times a day and i think if i cry any harder i might cry an ocean and i'll dround in it. when ever i walk aroud i just think that there's no point because i won't be going any where anyhow.
i can barly see a thing and there's nothing to do but sit and wait for someone to rescue me. i get food but my stumache rumbles in distress wanting to be fed some good food that you my family has made every night so that it fills my belly i miss that.
every night is the same i think of u all and wounder how you are all doing at this very moment i know that you are probley worrying about me just as i am of you but i'm fine i'm sad and i think that my heart has breaking because of how much i miss you but other then that i'm fine and can't wait untill i can get out of this stink hole and get back to civilization with you my family.
i am woundering how you to are all doing and what is new. how is the weather because down here there is non. i can't wait to see the sun again and feel it on my face along with the rain i had no idea what i had untill i lost it. well i hope to hear back from you and hear your voice.
the end
Wednesday, 13 October 2010
sleep walker
well today is really dark,depressing,and rainy i love it and dispise it. i love it beacause it waters the plants and after when it's finished the rainbow comes out(yay:). another thing that i love is the smell of the rain when it's done.
i hate it because when the rain starts comin down then you can't go outside and enjoy the beautiful sun.
so today i am especialy sad and lazy because i've been dised by my best friends and so i've been down lying on my bed counting all the dents and holes in my pastered white roof.(riiiiinnnggg) (rrrriiiinnnngggg)"hello (i murmered)
" uh hey this is patricia?"
uhhu this sure is !may i please ask who is calling?"
"oh ya this is your best friend i just called to apoligize i wasn't thinking about what i was saying and that just happend to slip out i'm really sorry will you pleaqse accept my apoligy?" she wisperd sadly.
"ok but that really broke my down and hurt my feelings you really hurt my feelings i hope that you really mean it and arn't just saying that!!"
"i really and truly mean it and hope to see you soon"
"i'm really sorry but i think i'd really rather sulk in my bed thanks" i say angerly
"umm ok well i'll see you soon another day i guess well ok bye."
"ok bye whatever"
that night
"ahhh" i sighd as i was walking
i hate it because when the rain starts comin down then you can't go outside and enjoy the beautiful sun.
so today i am especialy sad and lazy because i've been dised by my best friends and so i've been down lying on my bed counting all the dents and holes in my pastered white roof.(riiiiinnnggg) (rrrriiiinnnngggg)"hello (i murmered)
" uh hey this is patricia?"
uhhu this sure is !may i please ask who is calling?"
"oh ya this is your best friend i just called to apoligize i wasn't thinking about what i was saying and that just happend to slip out i'm really sorry will you pleaqse accept my apoligy?" she wisperd sadly.
"ok but that really broke my down and hurt my feelings you really hurt my feelings i hope that you really mean it and arn't just saying that!!"
"i really and truly mean it and hope to see you soon"
"i'm really sorry but i think i'd really rather sulk in my bed thanks" i say angerly
"umm ok well i'll see you soon another day i guess well ok bye."
"ok bye whatever"
that night
"ahhh" i sighd as i was walking
Friday, 8 October 2010
talk show
Today i get to interview the best comedy producer in the world. It's about to start in about five minuets so I'll see you after.
Host:"Well your probably wondering where he is give a warm welcoming to Mr. comedy!!!!"
Comedy dude:"Hey it's nice to be here i hope that i can answer all of the questions but if i can't it's not my it's the questions!!"
" So here are a few questions that we have all wondered: #1 so when do you bath?"
"....? Well that's a little odd but when i need some idea's for my talk show having a bath always gives me my best idea's"
"OK question #2 This a question that all of us lady's have always wondered what do you see in a lady?"
" Well i love that are kind not picky or sassy and that appreciate the littlest things!!"
"Wow i hope that the lady's heard that!"
" So the next question #3 when have you ever gotten annoyed at loud fan's??"
" No never i actually have love it that they all appreciate me and my comedy.Although when i am sick and there are fan's at my door... Don't because that just gives me migraines and headaches.so don't"
" Oh ya another thing is that i hate it when you stalk me that's just creepi"
"OK well that's it for that comedy master" Blundered the host OK well good bye
"Really well ok then good bye everybody thanks for having me good bye" Shouted the comedy dude.
Host:"Well your probably wondering where he is give a warm welcoming to Mr. comedy!!!!"
Comedy dude:"Hey it's nice to be here i hope that i can answer all of the questions but if i can't it's not my it's the questions!!"
" So here are a few questions that we have all wondered: #1 so when do you bath?"
"....? Well that's a little odd but when i need some idea's for my talk show having a bath always gives me my best idea's"
"OK question #2 This a question that all of us lady's have always wondered what do you see in a lady?"
" Well i love that are kind not picky or sassy and that appreciate the littlest things!!"
"Wow i hope that the lady's heard that!"
" So the next question #3 when have you ever gotten annoyed at loud fan's??"
" No never i actually have love it that they all appreciate me and my comedy.Although when i am sick and there are fan's at my door... Don't because that just gives me migraines and headaches.so don't"
" Oh ya another thing is that i hate it when you stalk me that's just creepi"
"OK well that's it for that comedy master" Blundered the host OK well good bye
"Really well ok then good bye everybody thanks for having me good bye" Shouted the comedy dude.
Wednesday, 6 October 2010
what's for breakfast??
This morning Saturday,i woke up in my brown flower embodied bed covers , to the smell of crispy waffles just the way that like them. I got up ,jumped out of bed and slipped on my pink bunny shaped slippers and slowly walked down the stairs towards the Delicious smell waffles.
My mom standing there pouring that batter in and waiting to take them out. Wow when i looked at those waffles the looked perfect. in a heart shaped design with syrup dripping down the sides,the square shaped chunks of butter starts to melt and run along the side of the waffle with syrup.
She smell of the unbelivible and fantastic the waffles waffles just relaxes me i reach for the stainless steel fork and knife and start of eating those Delicious freshly picked strawberry's out of my garden. dipped in the chocolaty tasting whipped cream mmmmmmmmmmm yummy looks so deliciose.
My favorit breakfast morning drink that freshly squised orange juice brightly colored orange darker then the coloures in the rainbow. When i put my fork into the waffles it makes a deliciouse crunchy noise like the crunch of a candy bar but in such a better version.
(oh my ghoodness just writing this leaves me craving waffles)
My mom standing there pouring that batter in and waiting to take them out. Wow when i looked at those waffles the looked perfect. in a heart shaped design with syrup dripping down the sides,the square shaped chunks of butter starts to melt and run along the side of the waffle with syrup.
She smell of the unbelivible and fantastic the waffles waffles just relaxes me i reach for the stainless steel fork and knife and start of eating those Delicious freshly picked strawberry's out of my garden. dipped in the chocolaty tasting whipped cream mmmmmmmmmmm yummy looks so deliciose.
My favorit breakfast morning drink that freshly squised orange juice brightly colored orange darker then the coloures in the rainbow. When i put my fork into the waffles it makes a deliciouse crunchy noise like the crunch of a candy bar but in such a better version.
(oh my ghoodness just writing this leaves me craving waffles)
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
the problem with a good side. the cupcake girl.
problem: there is this cupcake that keeps on farting really really really bad ,it could sometimes knock 0ut a whole room but thats onlt when she's terrified and freaked out. and nobody wants to hang out with the cupcake. when she farts in class other cupcakes scoot away, whenever she sits at a table with someone they all get up and leave.
something positive your best friends always find a way to avoid the problem also if you want someone to leave all you have to do is fart.
negative thing. people don't like you. you can't take the bus because of the incident.
characters: the cupcake girl jessie,best friends, robber , store keeper , crowd.
conclusion:jessie ends up being one of the hosteges of a bank and she ends up being really really super duper terified and knockes out all of the robbers in the building but the others are ok.
REAL STORY
i woke up this morning thinking positive saying today's gonna be different, somthing fantastic. oh ya by the way my name is jessie and i have a farting disibility that just won't go away. i love the smell of rain and my favriate kind of food is pizza and i hate my self for the way that io fart, i have hair all the way to my butt and it's curly and i love it. i always wear make-up and my favarite colour is purple. the best date that i have been on was a walk on the beach and a pizza dinner. the one thi ng that i really hate is the sound of nails scratching on a black board. i go to mountian high middle school. i have two siblings one named cc and one named moose. when i9 go camping i love gazing at thestars in the night aspeacially when i'm with my teddy bear willi. my eyes are the colour of the bright blue sky on a sunny day when my eye twinkles it lookes like the sky and the sun combined. i love my friends. i always wear the colour purple and never any other colour. my name is jesica but every one calls me jessie. well that morning i was wrong people teased me as i walked through the streets then when i entered the school things were worse. my life had not changed and i still hated myself if there was only somethiung that could solve my problem.i have tied so many things to stop in class i keep on thinking about my problem and hope that no one can see me i just wish that somehow i could make that problem into a positive thing. after school i got together with my friends and we went to the bakery on maple street marlyn my best friend had to stop to get some bread well as we were paying "PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND BACK AWAY FROM THE CASHRAGISTER" aww i say in my head whats going on" jessie i'm to young to die said maggie. well i wish that i did die it would just solve all of my problems! well we love you so please be happy. well it's pretty hard when i have a farting disorder.'HEY YOU TO OVER THERE STOP TALKING NOW". ahh now he scares me. THE SCARY MAN PUT THE GUN TO MY HEAD AND SAID; "HEY YOU AGAIN I THOUGHT THAT I TOLD YOU TO SHUTUP! NOW LISTEN IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOU! then i quietly wisperd now maggie that was iterly and utterly terifing i think it's coming hurry lie down before it comes. uhoh that ain't good hurry lie down i can't hold it and longer!! ahhhh "BOOOOOOOM". when the green cloud of gas finally cleared we all saw the two robbers lieing knocked out on the pail blue floor of the bakery. the baker phoned the police and then they took them away in the back of a police car. wow you saved all of our lives your... your a hero! hurray they all cheered. for the rest of that day i was being talken to by reporters now that was awsome. the next day at breakfast my mom showed me the front of the newspaper and i was a hero i made the front of actual newspaper. at school as i walked down the yellow coloured hall way kids were lined up congraguating me and shaking my hands. and then after a while all of the awsomeness got to me and i thought that this is really cool and that mabey having a disorder isn't that bad anyway.
THE END
something positive your best friends always find a way to avoid the problem also if you want someone to leave all you have to do is fart.
negative thing. people don't like you. you can't take the bus because of the incident.
characters: the cupcake girl jessie,best friends, robber , store keeper , crowd.
conclusion:jessie ends up being one of the hosteges of a bank and she ends up being really really super duper terified and knockes out all of the robbers in the building but the others are ok.
REAL STORY
i woke up this morning thinking positive saying today's gonna be different, somthing fantastic. oh ya by the way my name is jessie and i have a farting disibility that just won't go away. i love the smell of rain and my favriate kind of food is pizza and i hate my self for the way that io fart, i have hair all the way to my butt and it's curly and i love it. i always wear make-up and my favarite colour is purple. the best date that i have been on was a walk on the beach and a pizza dinner. the one thi ng that i really hate is the sound of nails scratching on a black board. i go to mountian high middle school. i have two siblings one named cc and one named moose. when i9 go camping i love gazing at thestars in the night aspeacially when i'm with my teddy bear willi. my eyes are the colour of the bright blue sky on a sunny day when my eye twinkles it lookes like the sky and the sun combined. i love my friends. i always wear the colour purple and never any other colour. my name is jesica but every one calls me jessie. well that morning i was wrong people teased me as i walked through the streets then when i entered the school things were worse. my life had not changed and i still hated myself if there was only somethiung that could solve my problem.i have tied so many things to stop in class i keep on thinking about my problem and hope that no one can see me i just wish that somehow i could make that problem into a positive thing. after school i got together with my friends and we went to the bakery on maple street marlyn my best friend had to stop to get some bread well as we were paying "PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND BACK AWAY FROM THE CASHRAGISTER" aww i say in my head whats going on" jessie i'm to young to die said maggie. well i wish that i did die it would just solve all of my problems! well we love you so please be happy. well it's pretty hard when i have a farting disorder.'HEY YOU TO OVER THERE STOP TALKING NOW". ahh now he scares me. THE SCARY MAN PUT THE GUN TO MY HEAD AND SAID; "HEY YOU AGAIN I THOUGHT THAT I TOLD YOU TO SHUTUP! NOW LISTEN IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I WILL KILL YOU! then i quietly wisperd now maggie that was iterly and utterly terifing i think it's coming hurry lie down before it comes. uhoh that ain't good hurry lie down i can't hold it and longer!! ahhhh "BOOOOOOOM". when the green cloud of gas finally cleared we all saw the two robbers lieing knocked out on the pail blue floor of the bakery. the baker phoned the police and then they took them away in the back of a police car. wow you saved all of our lives your... your a hero! hurray they all cheered. for the rest of that day i was being talken to by reporters now that was awsome. the next day at breakfast my mom showed me the front of the newspaper and i was a hero i made the front of actual newspaper. at school as i walked down the yellow coloured hall way kids were lined up congraguating me and shaking my hands. and then after a while all of the awsomeness got to me and i thought that this is really cool and that mabey having a disorder isn't that bad anyway.
THE END
Thursday, 23 September 2010
THE TATTOO the teacher
the woman with freckles walked into the tattoo studio on machartanny number 863091and asked for a 3-D tattoo,that had a dark flower that stringed around her smooth tanned arm.
the funny looking teacher named mr.booger skipped down the jail coloured hall way singing the easter bunny song in christmas on his way to the bathroom.
the funny looking teacher named mr.booger skipped down the jail coloured hall way singing the easter bunny song in christmas on his way to the bathroom.
!!!!a teachers life!!!!
THE END OF THE DAY BELL RINGS! good bye children. the teachers all say but when the children are all gone , they all get together and jump into giant space ships and go vapirizing people all over the world without the children seeing mwaahahaha. so you might think that teachers might be from another world. or you might think that one day there going to take over the world. well teacchers are all acually just like you and me.they do every day things just like us. every day is almost the same they go get food from the store, and yes teachers do eat food. the sleep 10-8 hours a day and the BRUSH THERE TEETH, you know that after school teachers have to go to boring meetings the the princible has to tell but takes forever,they also have to stay after school because they have to mark our tests and homework. but you know what, TEACHERS EAT YOUR BRAINS WHEN YOUR SLEEPING!! NO they accually have to do teacher stuff there to busy to do that stuff. so don't do stupid stuff and prank your teachers cut them some slack. You might think that it's weird to see a teacher at the mall but where do you think that they get there clothes. at the end of the day teachers do not get shut off and then stuffed into a closet they accually go home. THE END
Tuesday, 21 September 2010
where are you....???
right now i am in hawii the island with multiple volcano made islands. i flew here on oct.10.2010. i got here by taking the transit bus. i felt lonly and discouraged and thought that i needed a break so i came here to relax in the hot sun in which i can read my book"the notebook". i saw the movie but i prefer the books. i'm on sunrise beach and came through the second last entrance. i'm sitting on a pail blue towel and drinking a lemonade drink out of a green water bottle. the palm tree's are swaying left to right all around me the breeze is warm and comfortable. the people around me are all suntanning on there white towls. the sun is right above me and the waves are coming splashing against the sea shore. the sun is bright yellow and shinning off of my sunglasses. the surffing group is going with the flow of the waves and balry keeping there balance the one surffer that i'm looking at right now is about to be smashed by the on coming wave and is anxiouse to get out of that wave quikley be for he is squashed he jumpes into the trecherouse deep waters and is knocked out. the life guard runs to help him and has to give mouth to mouth. the life guard is female and is whereing a red t-shirt with a white sign that's on a ambulance van. there are a group of hula dancers in the the building and ......
Friday, 17 September 2010
life having eight arms??
when having eight arms my life would crumble. i would say that there are many exiting ways to use those arms but there are also very iriplasible things that you won't be able to have or do. for one you wouldn't be able to have the same clothing you would have to get a whole new wardrobe. if you could some how make those arms disipear when you didn't want to see them then that would be amazing. another is that when you wanted to see your friends the next day they would see that you had eight arms the blahh your out of the group. when playing football you would probley be the schools football star. some other bad and good things are that you would be awsome at gymnastics the strength of all your arms combined would be amazing. if you wanted to join the wrestling team you for sure would be accepted. your bear hugs would be so cool. another terable thing is being BULLIED. walking through the hall being laghed at and all of that preasure,with all of that preasure there would be a lot of sadness and depresion in your life. another thing is getting dressed when getting dressed you would have to have a hole for each arm ,you would be quite fast but a lot of energy wasted by putting close on. another couple things that would be really cool,are climbing tree's putting on make-up and doing your hair because you could do it 8 times faster and get it nicely done! so my anwser is probley no to having 8 arms because could you imagine how clumsy your arms would be when you would be eating constently knocking things down. another thing is how much u woud spend on jewelry and deoderant also soap each month and year constantlyadding up all the time,that would really suck. THE END
Wednesday, 15 September 2010
four posible ways to crash a wedding
there are so many possible ways to crash a wedding and here are creative ways to crash a WEDDING.possible ways... 1. if your best friend makes you be her maid of honor. you just hate the groom and the one thing you just have to do is beak them up and crash that wedding. so you come happy and prepaird(mwahahahahahahahah)when they are saying there vows you let a wet one ripp! they stop a second and then continue the rest of the vows you just continue to let them rip one by one!!!! the end party ruined!! (rip in my language means fart:I) 2. once upon a time there was a little girl who didn't want her mommy to get married. so when ever one of her boyfriends came over that little girl would make it so that they wished that they haden't even met her mommy. that mommy won't even be able to have a wedding , to bad looks like fun. (poor mommy :< ) 3. stop the wedding!!!! now thats what i wish i could do it's like i can't even speak up to my best friend. ever since i said that one thing agggh i can't even talk about it! i just wish i could do something to stop that wedding! my one wish for this week is to find a way to stop that wedding and thats final. -next week- stop that wedding!! mia it's time that i told you the truth i don't want you to marry steve no afence but he's a total jerk and he dosen't love you... umm isn't this the hunt wedding? noOOO it's next door! oh i'm so sorry about all of this!!! (poor people and this just shows to tell the bride before she goes to the alter!!) 4. one morning i woke up tired and i think that i still had the smell of brownies from the night before at my bacherolett party... ,OMG i had forgoten completly that today i was getting married and in exactly .....2 hours. i still had to put on my make up and find my dress which was some where in the giant pig stie in my closet. -soon later- I'M COMING I'M COMING. STOP I'M HERE JUST WAIT!!!!! ( i,m pretty sure that being late for your own party is pretty much crashing it!! lol) THE END
Monday, 13 September 2010
cupcake queen
today i woke up as a totally different person. i was always the odd child, but today i feel great and i have perpose to my life it looked as if nothing could go wrong untill i met....steve. steve was like a jinx my life was down hill since then,and my life stinks The End
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