talk show

Today i get to interview the best comedy producer in the world. It's about to start in about five minuets so I'll see you after.
Host:"Well your probably wondering where he is give a warm welcoming to Mr. comedy!!!!"
Comedy dude:"Hey it's nice to be here i hope that i can answer all of the questions but if i can't it's not my it's the questions!!"
" So here are a few questions that we have all wondered: #1 so when do you bath?"
"....? Well that's a little odd but when i need some idea's for my talk show having a bath always gives me my best idea's"
"OK question #2 This a question that all of us lady's have always wondered what do you see in a lady?"
" Well i love that are kind not picky or sassy and that appreciate the littlest things!!"
"Wow i hope that the lady's heard that!"
" So the next question #3 when have you ever gotten annoyed at loud fan's??"
" No never i actually have love it that they all appreciate me and my comedy.Although when i am sick and there are fan's at my door... Don't because that just gives me migraines and headaches.so don't"
" Oh ya another thing is that i hate it when you stalk me that's just creepi"
"OK well that's it for that comedy master" Blundered the host OK well good bye
"Really well ok then good bye everybody thanks for having me good bye" Shouted the comedy dude.