four posible ways to crash a wedding

there are so many possible ways to crash a wedding and here are creative ways to crash a WEDDING.possible ways... 1. if your best friend makes you be her maid of honor. you just hate the groom and the one thing you just have to do is beak them up and crash that wedding. so you come happy and prepaird(mwahahahahahahahah)when they are saying there vows you let a wet one ripp! they stop a second and then continue the rest of the vows you just continue to let them rip one by one!!!! the end party ruined!! (rip in my language means fart:I) 2. once upon a time there was a little girl who didn't want her mommy to get married. so when ever one of her boyfriends came over that little girl would make it so that they wished that they haden't even met her mommy. that mommy won't even be able to have a wedding , to bad looks like fun. (poor mommy :< ) 3. stop the wedding!!!! now thats what i wish i could do it's like i can't even speak up to my best friend. ever since i said that one thing agggh i can't even talk about it! i just wish i could do something to stop that wedding! my one wish for this week is to find a way to stop that wedding and thats final. -next week- stop that wedding!! mia it's time that i told you the truth i don't want you to marry steve no afence but he's a total jerk and he dosen't love you... umm isn't this the hunt wedding? noOOO it's next door! oh i'm so sorry about all of this!!! (poor people and this just shows to tell the bride before she goes to the alter!!) 4. one morning i woke up tired and i think that i still had the smell of brownies from the night before at my bacherolett party... ,OMG i had forgoten completly that today i was getting married and in exactly .....2 hours. i still had to put on my make up and find my dress which was some where in the giant pig stie in my closet. -soon later- I'M COMING I'M COMING. STOP I'M HERE JUST WAIT!!!!! ( i,m pretty sure that being late for your own party is pretty much crashing it!! lol) THE END